It was a rainy day in Houston. We had planned to attend the downtown festivities, but after a morning of rain we decided to spend the evening at home--which, fortunately, meant we had to buy our own fun.
Fireworks are fun! Texas has the best fireworks, much better than the smoldering junk we could find in Idaho (yes, even better than the illegal stuff we'd sneak out of Wyoming). We especially enjoy the stuff that is dangerous and has high risk of seriously injuring one or more of us:
Fireworks are fun! Texas has the best fireworks, much better than the smoldering junk we could find in Idaho (yes, even better than the illegal stuff we'd sneak out of Wyoming). We especially enjoy the stuff that is dangerous and has high risk of seriously injuring one or more of us:
I spent $2 too much on sparklers and ended up burning myself. Stupid sparklers. Aren't they made for kids? I demand the following to be put on every individual sparkler and twice on the package:
WARNING! SPARKLERS ARE STUPID and CAN BURN YOU!
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